I spent all morning trying to find a new fixed width template I like. I don't know why a fixed width template didn't occur to me before, since that's what I really wanted. Nonetheless, while I really like this layout, I am still trying to iron out some kinks, so please bear with me.
This also means, a lot of my right links are missing. Boohoo! I will add them back over time, it is just a tedious process.